Father Definition Block

This block is called "Father Definition" and says "father [fah-th-er] noun A man with endless supplies of dad jokes. In charge of disposal of insects and spiders. Usually believes they are the head of the household and mother lets him believe this. The holder of the wallet. The one who fixes broken things. An adult sized kid. See also: hero, superman, taxi driver". A great gift to give to any dad for any occasion! The 4x6x1 size makes it perfect to display on table-top, shelf or mantle.